January 2011
How do you make a tissue dance?
you put a little boogie in it!
December 2010
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Don't drink and drive - and don't ride with...
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i rushed over as soon as i could. i wanted you to be the first person to set eyes on the first genuine smile of 2009. you made me do it, so you deserve all of the credit. i may have finally found the reset button this time. so lets go run through yards and look up at the stars. tell me every last one of your dreams and i’ll put the words to a soft melody. it feels like the rest of the...
http://bigmamaschickenandwaffles.com/ →
the best thing about living in the hood for a year. I may go there for lunch tomorrow.
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i just put Taco Bell hot sauce on a Jack In The...
HEAVEN IN MY MOUTH!!
My existence is constructed, and it’s constructed through the surrogate activity...
– Eating the Dinosaur, Chuck Klosterman. (via vulvamort)
Skype Adds Video Calling To iPhone App →
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When an expectation fails, you’re rewarded with a good old-fashioned upset. But...
– Jason Mraz (via martinajosette)
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i was jamming to a song last night and there was a...
then i realized i was at work and listening to my ipod in a room full of people i don’t know.
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my workout tonight
emilymeowsforever:
mateolowpez:
100 push ups
75 squats
100 cunches
50+ ab exercises
around a 50 pull ups?
not as bad as last night but still pretty good
my workout tonight:
101 push ups
76 squats
101 CRUNCHES [not cunches]
around 51 pull ups?
not as bad as mateo but whatever.
my workout tonight:
12 beers
general tso’s chicken
hot and sour soup
corn soup with chicken
...
one time my friend collin put a afro wig on a...
idk why i just remembered that from like 8th grade but that shit cracked me up.
Sweet music blog. Check it! →
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someone googled if jason mraz was engaged and it...
i like that.
why do pajama jeans exist?
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its cold and rainy on christmas eve
lame! i can’t go get Piggie Pies Pizza in this weather!
Jason Mraz and Tristan Prettyman are engaged!
Sorry, I’m stoked. Two awesome people getting married. Way cool!
We at on da border gettin white boy wasted on a weekday
– texts from my brother
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Life is wonderful and the people close to me are...
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When I dip you dip we dip.