February 2012
splinteryourspine:
my entire life is the skype puking emoticon
It's almost midnight and I'm drinking beer and...
I love presidents day
Come on
Tell me which movies I need to add to my queue!
This weekend has been amazing.
Tell me your favorite movie! I need to add stuff...
I bought this drink that said it was blueberry...
I assumed it would be like the bottled minute maid stuff so I bought it.
It tastes like a melted freeze pop.
I am not amused.
blackmormon:
whats the difference between a greyhound bus station and a lobster with big boobs? one is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
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Mark Cuban Saves the Dallas St. Patrick's Day...
leeleeleelee:
dallastx:
Mark Cuban Saved the Greenville St. Patrick’s Day Parade, Because Why the Hell Not?
dallasobserver:
WOOOOOO!!!
MARK CUBAN FOR PRESIDENT OF EVERYTHING! THE PARADE IS SAVED!
Mark Cuban is a god damn hero to Dallas. For the Mavs’ championship team he built and saving one of my favorite traditions in this city that I call home, I am forever in his debt.
Remember when it was cool to put your book cover...
doctorwatson-:
america is currently so transfixed with the grammy awards that nobody notices as nicolas cage steals the declaration of independence